
“There will come a day in which men no longer cheat each other. And on that day we will see what mankind is truly capable of.”
ALTAIR AND MALIK ON A CHOCOBO
IS THIS CROSSOVER REALLY HAPPENING

Assassin’s Creed: Sit in a Bureau All Day
Assassin’s Creed: You Fuck You Killed My Brother
Assassin’s Creed: Goddammit my Arm
Assassin’s Creed: Altair Do I Have to Tell You How to Do Everything
Assassin’s Creed: The Novice Chronicles
Assassin’s Creed: Vociferous Rantings of an Angry Dai
Assassin’s Creed: The Flying Inkpot Episode
Assassin’s Creed: Still Working on the Same Map
Assassin’s Creed: Your Mission Isn’t Even in This City Altair, Go Away
Assassin’s Creed: Hummus Party
Assassin’s Creed: Take This Feather and Fuck Off
Assassin’s Creed: Altair I Said Quietly You Dumbfuck
Assassin’s Creed: I Should Dust This Counter
Assassin’s Creed: I hope you Fucking miss the Haystack next time.
Assassin’s Creed: Fuck knows why The Boss Keeps You
Assassin’s Creed: Refill my inkpot
Assassin’s Creed: Revenge of the Dusty Book
Assassin’s Creed: Keeping My Pimp Hand Strong
Assassin’s Creed: One handed wonder
Assassin’s Creed: Altair hold still i only want to stab you
Assassin’s Creed: aw fuck i spilled the ink again
Assassin’s Creed: Altair i will fucking drown you
Assassin’s Creed: I’m not letting you in until you become anonymous altair
Assassin’s Creed: Watch Altair sleep before missions
Assassin’s Creed: Unarmed
Assassin’s Creed: Take that apple and go fuck yourself
Assassin’s Creed: Somehow Free-run with one arm
Assassin’s Creed: Don’t make me give you another scar on your lip, Altair
Assassin’s Creed: Get the fuck out of my bureau
Assassin’s Creed: I’d strangle you if i had my other arm
Assassin’s Creed: YOUR ACTIONS VERY MUCH CONCERN ME!Now on the 3Ds for EXTRA ink-pot throwing.
Assassin’s Creed: I’ll stab you with this feather
Assassin’s Creed: Take this feather and shove it up your ass
Assassin’s Creed: And this is where I’d put my fucks if I gave one
Assassins’ Creed: I’ll kill you when you sleep
Assassin’s Creed: Cry in the corner Altair
Assassin’s Creed: CRY QUIETLY ALTAIR! FUCK!
Assassin’s Creed: Dafuq is Altair doing?
safety and peace, malik
i-it’s not like i wanted your p-presence here, baka!
