gamerz212:

“There will come a day in which men no longer cheat each other. And on that day we will see what mankind is truly capable of.”

ALTAIR AND MALIK ON A CHOCOBO
IS THIS CROSSOVER REALLY HAPPENING

gamerz212:

“There will come a day in which men no longer cheat each other. And on that day we will see what mankind is truly capable of.”

ALTAIR AND MALIK ON A CHOCOBO

IS THIS CROSSOVER REALLY HAPPENING




truer words have never been spoken

truer words have never been spoken



Assassin’s Creed: Sit in a Bureau All Day
Assassin’s Creed: You Fuck You Killed My Brother
Assassin’s Creed: Goddammit my Arm
Assassin’s Creed: Altair Do I Have to Tell You How to Do Everything
Assassin’s Creed: The Novice Chronicles 
Assassin’s Creed: Vociferous Rantings of an Angry Dai
Assassin’s Creed: The Flying Inkpot Episode
Assassin’s Creed: Still Working on the Same Map
Assassin’s Creed: Your Mission Isn’t Even in This City Altair, Go Away
Assassin’s Creed: Hummus Party
Assassin’s Creed: Take This Feather and Fuck Off
Assassin’s Creed: Altair I Said Quietly You Dumbfuck
Assassin’s Creed: I Should Dust This Counter
Assassin’s Creed: I hope you Fucking miss the Haystack next time.
Assassin’s Creed: Fuck knows why The Boss Keeps You 
Assassin’s Creed: Refill my inkpot
Assassin’s Creed: Revenge of the Dusty Book
Assassin’s Creed: Keeping My Pimp Hand Strong
Assassin’s Creed: One handed wonder
Assassin’s Creed: Altair hold still i only want to stab you
Assassin’s Creed: aw fuck i spilled the ink again
Assassin’s Creed: Altair i will fucking drown you
Assassin’s Creed: I’m not letting you in until you become anonymous altair
Assassin’s Creed: Watch Altair sleep before missions
Assassin’s Creed: Unarmed
Assassin’s Creed: Take that apple and go fuck yourself
Assassin’s Creed: Somehow Free-run with one arm
Assassin’s Creed: Don’t make me give you another scar on your lip, Altair
Assassin’s Creed: Get the fuck out of my bureau
Assassin’s Creed: I’d strangle you if i had my other arm
Assassin’s Creed: YOUR ACTIONS VERY MUCH CONCERN ME!Now on the 3Ds for EXTRA ink-pot throwing.
Assassin’s Creed: I’ll stab you with this feather
Assassin’s Creed: Take this feather and shove it up your ass
Assassin’s Creed: And this is where I’d put my fucks if I gave one
Assassins’ Creed: I’ll kill you when you sleep
Assassin’s Creed: Cry in the corner Altair
Assassin’s Creed: CRY QUIETLY ALTAIR! FUCK!
Assassin’s Creed: Dafuq is Altair doing?

Assassin’s Creed: Sit in a Bureau All Day

Assassin’s Creed: You Fuck You Killed My Brother

Assassin’s Creed: Goddammit my Arm

Assassin’s Creed: Altair Do I Have to Tell You How to Do Everything

Assassin’s Creed: The Novice Chronicles 

Assassin’s Creed: Vociferous Rantings of an Angry Dai

Assassin’s Creed: The Flying Inkpot Episode

Assassin’s Creed: Still Working on the Same Map

Assassin’s Creed: Your Mission Isn’t Even in This City Altair, Go Away

Assassin’s Creed: Hummus Party

Assassin’s Creed: Take This Feather and Fuck Off

Assassin’s Creed: Altair I Said Quietly You Dumbfuck

Assassin’s Creed: I Should Dust This Counter

Assassin’s Creed: I hope you Fucking miss the Haystack next time.

Assassin’s Creed: Fuck knows why The Boss Keeps You 

Assassin’s Creed: Refill my inkpot

Assassin’s Creed: Revenge of the Dusty Book

Assassin’s Creed: Keeping My Pimp Hand Strong

Assassin’s Creed: One handed wonder

Assassin’s Creed: Altair hold still i only want to stab you

Assassin’s Creed: aw fuck i spilled the ink again

Assassin’s Creed: Altair i will fucking drown you

Assassin’s Creed: I’m not letting you in until you become anonymous altair

Assassin’s Creed: Watch Altair sleep before missions

Assassin’s Creed: Unarmed

Assassin’s Creed: Take that apple and go fuck yourself

Assassin’s Creed: Somehow Free-run with one arm

Assassin’s Creed: Don’t make me give you another scar on your lip, Altair

Assassin’s Creed: Get the fuck out of my bureau

Assassin’s Creed: I’d strangle you if i had my other arm

Assassin’s Creed: YOUR ACTIONS VERY MUCH CONCERN ME!Now on the 3Ds for EXTRA ink-pot throwing.

Assassin’s Creed: I’ll stab you with this feather

Assassin’s Creed: Take this feather and shove it up your ass

Assassin’s Creed: And this is where I’d put my fucks if I gave one

Assassins’ Creed: I’ll kill you when you sleep

Assassin’s Creed: Cry in the corner Altair

Assassin’s Creed: CRY QUIETLY ALTAIR! FUCK!

Assassin’s Creed: Dafuq is Altair doing?




The start of it all!
  • Malik: (to Kadar, on Altair) He will teach you how to disregard everything the Master's taught us.
  • Altair: And how would you have done it?
  • Malik: I would not have drawn attention to us. I would not have taken the life of an innocent. What I would have done is follow the Creed.

the sugoi story of malik and altair

tazims:

safety and peace, malik

i-it’s not like i wanted your p-presence here, baka!


"You cannot know anything. Only suspect. You must expect to be wrong, to have overlooked something."
— Malik Al-Sayf

the water jokes
they never get old

the water jokes

they never get old