Like are you seriously going to act like you never wanted them in the first place? Haha. I watched this guy get shut down at the campus bar last year and he bragged to his guys, “Whatever, she was an ugly bitch anyway.” Like, yo dude, you were trying to sleep with her ten seconds ago but go ahead and massage that damaged ego.
Sorry for the lack of tips yesterday. Everything got weird and I didn’t have internet for like 90% of the day. I wrote them, just got cut off halfway through uploading to the main site. So I’m gonna post them today and post 3000 tomorrow.
Happy “Suddenly Become Anti-Capitalist and Throw Around the Cliché ‘Hallmark Holiday’ Because You’re Too Bitter to Just Have a Normal Day and Watch Netflix and Maybe Touch Yourself a Little and Then Buy a Shit Ton of Half-Off Chocolate Tomorrow” Day.
And to all a good night.
P.S. “Singles Awareness Day” stopped being clever in middle school. Be positive.
Sleep, social life and grades are the holy trinity in university