lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

asktherenaissanceman:

coffeeandfish:

lampgod:

did-you-kno:

Source

Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks. 

Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.

omfg this

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

Track Title: Go The F--k To Sleep

Artist: Samuel L. Jackson

dammit-clint:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

wunderscheisse:

puhpuhtooie:

driftinglikeafloatingboat:

deadcuntsociety:

brocreate:

Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”

Bedtime will never be the same again. 

I’M CRYING CAUSE THIS IS REAL

holy shit i need this. 

This is the best thing ever happened with earth.

OMFG

I’m an insomniac. My friends got me this book. It’s a prized possession.

I, LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW

poke-problems:

VIETNAMESE CRYSTAL GROWLITHE IS LITERALLY ME

michaeldantedimartino:

itscolossal:

The World’s Largest Rubber Duck Arrives in Hong Kong

Awesome!

PAHAHAHHA

bryankonietzko:

Ummmm…

My day is complete.

HARDCORE HARDCORE

gunnarolla:

rectumofglory:

firelordazula:

Recreate any game/film/album cover using only clip art and Comic Sans

i’m scREaming at ursula omG

This is my favourite tumblr thing of the moment

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