You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

Like are you seriously going to act like you never wanted them in the first place? Haha. I watched this guy get shut down at the campus bar last year and he bragged to his guys, “Whatever, she was an ugly bitch anyway.” Like, yo dude, you were trying to sleep with her ten seconds ago but go ahead and massage that damaged ego.
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Maybe she’s dreading it because she hates her feelings being trivialized like this shit. Skinny people have body insecurities too.
Expectation:
Reality:
mostly reblogging for mean girls/ rachel mcadams
For the bar:
For work:

Sorry for the lack of tips yesterday. Everything got weird and I didn’t have internet for like 90% of the day. I wrote them, just got cut off halfway through uploading to the main site. So I’m gonna post them today and post 3000 tomorrow.
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